Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
14:23
do you me know who is beautiful?
read the third word
(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via vintagedolls)
21:20
day after prom: Emily and 564 friends have changed their profile pictures
21:18